Debating Evolution.

This will be your step by step guide to debating evolution.

First you need to know about evolution.

The Evolutionist Time-scale.

1. There was nothing in the entire Universe.
2. All the dirt in the Universe came together and formed a tiny dot, smaller than a period.
3. It started to spin, then it exploded, all matter came from this.
4. All the elements were made by stars.
5. A nebula was compressed, and formed the Sun.
6. The left over gas formed the Planets.
7. After millions of years Earth cooled down, and it had no atmosphere.
8. The rocks absorbed the oxygen.
9. Then for millions of years it rained on the rocks.
10. The water reacted with the rocks, and it made primordial soup.
11. Out of the soup came the first amoeba.
12. It evolved into a sea creature.
13. Then a amphibian.
14. Then reptile.
15. Then Dinos and mammals.
16. Dinos to bird and extinction.
17. Apes eventually evolved into Homo-Sapian.(Humans.)
18. Then Homo -Sapian-Sapian.(Modern humans.)(Sapian=wise.)

Okey-doke. Here are the steps to debating evolution

1. Start at the beginning, tell them that your theory says in the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth, and theirs says in the beginning dirt turned into galaxies.
2. The dot was spinning, causing the galaxies to spin. Point out that some galaxies are spinning backwards.
3. Say if the Universe is millions of years old, then why are there still arms on the galaxies?
4. Then say that  the elements can’t evolve in stars because a star can’t go past iron.
5. Then point out that scientists have never seen a star form and nebulae want to spread, not compress.
6. And Jupiter is said to have a solid core.
7. Tell them if there was no oxygen what did the rocks absorb?
8. Then say that evolution is a gain of genetic information which is imposable.
9. They will bring up beneficial mutations. No such thing, they mutated a sheep, 2″ legs.
10. Bring up the dinos. they will bring up archaeopteryx, it had teeth, it is a missing link. lots of birds have teeth.
11. They say that apes evolved into humans because they think that ape and human DNA differs in 2%,that 2% has been shown to be 95%.

Theres your step by step guide to Debating Evolution.

~Billy Bones.

Asignment 55-Snowflakes

 

If I were a snowflake…

 

Well let’s go back, before I was a snowflake. I was in the Ocean , it was getting kinda hot, and all of the sudden I was floating! I just kept going up no matter what I did . Then I ran Into a big white fluffy thing. And it was so windy, I was soon flying over the land. And then it got really cold, and I froze into this crystal. then it happened, I fell like a rock, but I wasn’t a rock,  I was a snowflake! Everybody was. I was In the air for a minute or so, then I hit the ground on top other snowflakes.I sat there for a about an hour so, then a kid ran out and picked me up with some others and threw me, I hit something then it picked me up and can you guess what it did?It threw me! After a while they went in and I stayed there for a day or two, and I melted. I seeped through the ground and a in a month I found myself in the sea. Of course I had other snowflake adventures, like the time a scientist picked me up and looked at me though a big tube. And when that guy stepped on me. Here we go again, up, up, and away!

~Water.